So Francis trotted off to school but before he even reached the entrance
he was roughly pulled aside by the biology teacher who had been following
Francis with much curiosity, and some nether itching. This man was quite
bad. Before Francis could even sound off a whigger of indignation, the Biology
Teacher cornered, taped, and bagged him. Then the Teacher pulled out his
Fantastic Tweezers.
Perhaps it should be mentioned that although Fiddleheads are quite easily
bruised, their hides are fantastically tough. They cannot be cut. So despite
all the curved saws and needles, Francis remained quite whole. In fact,
the exercise was altogether without result. Even after many hours of prodding
Francis in various crevices the Biology Teacher could neither find eyes
nor mouth nor nose. But the fantastic tweezers worked like a charm and the
Teacher pinched Francis quite cruelly for it excited him in the worst possible
way. By the end, Francis looked like a very ripe damson plum or a calf liver
patted dry and the Teacher, thoroughly aroused, could not resist: on the
pretense of driving Francis home, he sped up then booted Francis out of
his car. The next day he taught with zest, vigor, and a fine attention to
detail. All the while, he played in his head the details of the fiddlehead
rolling head over heels and disappearing into the fenny ditch.